SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid (Keter classification pending)
Special Containment Procedures:
LEVEL 4 CLEARANCE REQUIRED - UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION
SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a customized humanoid containment cell, decorated to resemble a pastel-themed bedroom with star and heart motifs. This design was implemented to minimize SCP-XXXX’s distress and encourage cooperation. The cell is equipped with soundproofing to mitigate potential auditory cognitohazards arising from SCP-XXXX's speech patterns. SCP-XXXX must not come into direct physical contact with any combustible materials, especially gasoline, or government-related documents. Direct skin contact with SCP-XXXX's bodily fluids is strictly prohibited due to their corrosive properties. SCP-XXXX is to be constantly monitored via surveillance. Requests for items, including specific brands of cotton candy and stickers, are to be reviewed by a Level 3 researcher. Interactions with SCP-XXXX must be conducted in a calm, respectful manner, avoiding any mention of taxes, financial obligations, or the concept of "fleshbags." Personnel should express enthusiasm for SCP-XXXX's interests and activities. Any personnel who express doubt about SCP-XXXX’s origins are to be reassigned.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is a sapient, amorphous entity with distinctive physical characteristics that blend humanoid and alien features. Its most common form resembles a prepubescent, anime-esque girl with an overall whimsical appearance dominated by pastel purples, lavenders, and pinks.
Physical features include:
- Hair: Long, wavy lavender hair with a distinctive gradient.
- Face: Large, bright blue eyes with prominent eyelashes and subtle highlights. Light freckles dot its nose. Its small mouth contains a notable purple forked tongue resembling that of a reptile.
- Horns: Two curved, pink horns protrude upward from its head, with a curly formation between them.
- Attire: Typically wears a short purple jumpsuit with a zipper down the front, overlaid with a flowing outer garment resembling wide sleeves or a robe in dark purple and lavender with white trim and pink stripes. The outfit features various decorative elements including star-shaped ornaments.
- Footwear: Clunky purple platform shoes with white accents, laces, and large bows, adorned with blue star decorations.
- Accessories: Star-shaped hair bands, various bandages (notably on its left leg and tail), and a visible star sticker on one leg.
Most notably, SCP-XXXX possesses a massive pink tail resembling that of a worm, which curls upward and serves for locomotion and balance. The tail exhibits independent movement and appears to react to SCP-XXXX's emotional state.
SCP-XXXX's anatomy defies conventional biology; its body is composed of a soft, malleable, lavender-colored substance reminiscent of velvet. This material is surprisingly durable, resisting punctures and lacerations. However, its blood is purple and highly corrosive.
SCP-XXXX often refers to itself as a "velvet worm", but its physiology doesn't correspond with any known terrestrial species. It typically wears a short, sleeveless purple dress with a zipper down the front and thigh-high purple boots adorned with stars.
Around SCP-XXXX float several anomalous objects:
- Grub: A smaller, simpler version of SCP-XXXX’s usual humanoid form...
- Ray Gun: A white and teal device shaped like a toy ray gun...
SCP-XXXX's behavior can be described as erratic, childish, and attention-seeking. It speaks in rapid, disjointed sentences, repeats phrases, and displays obsessions with gasoline, cotton candy, stickers, and anything it deems “cute.” It frequently requests physical affection but seems incapable of understanding the danger posed by its corrosive fluids.
SCP-XXXX possesses a limited knowledge of human culture and history, gleaned primarily from anime, movies, and video games. It believes itself to be a “super cool alien” and eagerly solicits praise and affirmation from personnel.
SCP-XXXX’s primary anomalous ability is the creation of stable, traversable wormholes via its ray gun. It claims it uses these wormholes to “solve crime and save people’s lives.” Testing of this claim is pending, but SCP-XXXX has only opened wormholes within its containment cell so far.
Addendum: SCP-XXXX has demonstrated a high degree of suggestibility. Care must be taken to avoid influencing it accidentally. Do not discuss Earth customs, politics, or social issues without approval.
Addendum: Following Incident XXXX-8B, SCP-XXXX is confirmed to be highly sensitive to certain frequencies of sound, especially classical music. Exposure triggers extreme distress and auditory hazards to nearby personnel. All music is now restricted unless specifically approved.
SCP-XXXX Visual
Incident Logs
Incident XXXX-1A
Date: 2024-07-20
Interviewer: Dr. Sarah Hammond
Subject: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: SCP-XXXX, we’re very excited to meet you! How are you feeling today?
SCP-XXXX: Ooooo! Hi hi! I’m Perry Winkleton! Woooo! So happy! So many cool faces! Very happy! Very! Such a big day! Wait a sec! [holds Grub close] Did you see Grub? He’s my baby! Did you know I made him? He’s so cool! Like me.
Interviewer: He is very… unique. SCP-XXXX, we’d love to know a little more about your… um… talents with wormhole creation.
SCP-XXXX: Oh yeah, my big giant hole! It can go anywhere! I have one hole and a goal! And I’m always on patrol!
Interviewer: Could you demonstrate creating a wormhole for us?
SCP-XXXX: [stares at the interviewer, giggles, then snuggles Grub] You’re so cute! Look at your face! I love your face! So squishy! Are you squishy?
Interviewer: I’m… not really sure. Perhaps we could talk about your wormhole?
SCP-XXXX: Oh! [points Ray Gun at the wall] Shwing! Look at that gaping hole! Where should it go? Hmmm. The sun? Maybe the sun. My old home. Oops. [giggles]
Interviewer: SCP-XXXX, opening a wormhole to the sun is not advisable. Perhaps a less… volatile destination?
SCP-XXXX:Okay. [Perry aims the ray gun at a wall decorated with stickers. A shimmering pink portal opens. A close-up image of an old granny using a walker to cross the milky way appears in the portal.]
SCP-XXXX: Oh! [REDACTED] is more fun anyway!
SCP-XXXX: Let’s go to [REDACTED] dimension next time!
Incident XXXX-2A
Date: 2024-07-23
During routine cleaning of SCP-XXXX's containment cell, a janitor accidentally dropped a government-issued pen into the room. SCP-XXXX picked up the pen, giggled, and said, "Shiny! New sticker!"
Before personnel could intervene, SCP-XXXX attempted to affix the pen to its tail. Upon contact, the pen disintegrated, emitting a bright flash of light and a sound similar to shattering glass.
SCP-XXXX then collapsed, emitting a series of distressed whimpers. When questioned about the incident, SCP-XXXX replied:
"Ooh. That not cool. Not cool! Big Ow! No like! Bad touch. No like [REDACTED] sticker! Ow! Bad shiny sticker!"
SCP-XXXX then refused to interact with personnel for several hours, curling into a fetal position and sobbing. The cell walls displayed temporary discoloration around the point where the pen disintegrated, suggesting the release of an unknown corrosive agent.
Incident XXXX-5A
Date: 2024-07-28
During a scheduled feeding, SCP-XXXX requested a specific brand of pink cotton candy. When provided with the requested item, SCP-XXXX unwrapped the cotton candy, held it up to its nose, and inhaled deeply, its eyes widening.
SCP-XXXX: "Mmmmmm. Sweet nectar. So good! Just like… home! [SCP-XXXX then began to consume the cotton candy, but instead of eating it in a conventional manner, it appeared to absorb it directly through its skin. The cotton candy vanished without a trace, leaving a faint shimmering residue on SCP-XXXX’s surface.] Ohhhhh! Soooo much better! Sweet little treat. Mmmm. So fuzzy. So warm."
SCP-XXXX proceeded to roll around on the floor of its cell, giggling and rubbing its body against the walls, exhibiting signs of heightened excitement. After several minutes, it abruptly stopped, stared directly at the surveillance camera, and said: "Wanna snuggle, chat? We could be fuzzy warm together. Soooo cute!"
Following this incident, a faint, sweet aroma persisted in the containment cell for several hours, despite repeated attempts at ventilation. Personnel exposed to the aroma reported increased feelings of contentment and a desire for physical affection.
Incident XXXX-6A
Date: 2024-08-04
Following a series of successful small-scale tests, permission was granted to send a remotely operated drone through a wormhole generated by SCP-XXXX. The destination was set to a location specified by SCP-XXXX which, according to its description, was “a very cool place.”
SCP-XXXX: "Big boom! See the pretty lights! The big swirls! Okay, okay! Now, little friend, go! Go into the pretty swirls! So much fun there! You wiggle back, okay? Wiggle back with stories! I love stories."
SCP-XXXX opened a small, iridescent wormhole using its ray gun. The drone was sent through. Visual feed was initially clear, showing a bustling, colorful market filled with various alien species. However, the feed became increasingly distorted as the drone moved deeper into the market. After approximately 15 minutes, the feed cut out entirely. Attempts to reestablish connection were unsuccessful. Several hours later, the drone reappeared within SCP-XXXX's containment cell. The device was severely damaged. Analysis revealed traces of an unknown metallic substance covering its surface. The substance exhibited weak magnetic properties.
SCP-XXXX: "Oh. My little friend is back! But it’s… broken. No, no, no. Not fun. Bad touch! Did you see the pretty lights? Did you wiggle? Chat, you wanna go? You wanna see? Pretty lights, very cool."
Incident XXXX-7A
Date: 2024-08-18
While watching a pre-approved episode of Spongebob Squarepants, SCP-XXXX began to imitate the movements and speech patterns of the character Patrick Star.
SCP-XXXX: "Is mayonnaise an instrument? [giggles] Can I eat it?" [SCP-XXXX proceeded to grab its tail and attempt to bite it. Its tail recoiled, and SCP-XXXX made a whimpering sound.] "No like! No tasty! Like gasoline. Gasoline is yummy. Can I eat gasoline?"
After the episode ended, SCP-XXXX reverted to its usual behavior. This incident suggests that SCP-XXXX is capable of mimicking the behavior of characters it observes in media, further emphasizing its suggestibility. It also raises concerns about potential self-harm due to SCP-XXXX’s lack of understanding regarding the biological needs of humans and earthly creatures.
Incident XXXX-8B
Date: 2024-09-02
Following a request from SCP-XXXX to listen to music, the entity was provided with a pre-approved selection of classical music. Upon hearing the music, SCP-XXXX began to writhe and convulse violently, its body taking on several bizarre and distorted shapes. It shrieked and emitted a high-pitched, distorted version of the music, causing several personnel within earshot to experience nausea and disorientation.
SCP-XXXX: "No like! Bad music! Hurts! Hurts the wiggles! Make it stop! Make it go away!"
The music was immediately stopped, and SCP-XXXX gradually returned to its normal form. It remained unresponsive for several minutes before resuming its usual behavior. Subsequent testing has confirmed that SCP-XXXX is highly sensitive to certain frequencies of sound, with classical music in particular triggering adverse reactions.
Incident XXXX-9C
Date: 2024-09-12
Researchers attempted to assess SCP-XXXX's ability to adapt to human social situations. A fabricated social scenario was presented to SCP-XXXX, in which it was told that it was a new student at a local high school. SCP-XXXX was provided with a selection of human clothing and accessories, and asked to choose an outfit that would help it "blend in."
SCP-XXXX expressed enthusiasm for the task, immediately selecting a Burger King crown, a pair of oversized glasses with a fake nose and mustache attached, and a trash can. It donned the items with glee, climbing into the trash can and declaring itself ready for school.
When researchers pointed out that the chosen outfit was not typical human attire, SCP-XXXX became visibly upset, its eyes widening and its tail thrashing violently. It yelled, "No! Cute! Normal! Like you! Like human!"
Researchers attempted to calm SCP-XXXX and explain the concept of appropriate attire, but it remained inconsolable. The experiment was terminated. Following the incident, SCP-XXXX’s cell began emitting a strong odor of gasoline. The odor dissipated after several hours, but the incident suggests that social integration attempts may cause SCP-XXXX significant distress.
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